MLP FiM: The Mug Shot by ~Exclusive-Cheese
Rocky Horror Abridged A pair of omniprescent, floating lips appears on-screen. These all knowing, all powerful lips utter a sacred chant about science fictions, as well as double features. Then the lips fade to show a church where some guy is marrying some girl. Then we cut for no reason to a different guy and a different girl getting engaged. The guy keeps saying "DAMMIT" at the girl, who apparantly must have a vulgarity fetish. Then we cut to them driving. The car breaks down. They decide they need to find a telephone. So they go inside a castle (A CASTLE?) and get to see some aliens sing and dance about how history repeats itself. Then the world's sexiest manbeRocky Horror Abridged by ~Exclusive-Cheese
The Virus Woman: Hello?The Virus by ~Exclusive-Cheese
Officer: Ma'am, I feel I must alert you that there has been an outbreak of a new disease known as "the cooties" in the general area. Not to sound sexist, but we believe there is a direct coorelation between the female gender and the spread of the virus.
Woman (one eyebrow raised): You're kidding.
Officer: Ma'am, I do not kidd about the safety of the public.
Woman: Cooties?
Officer: Yes, ma'am. The virus appears to be a new form of sexually transmitted disease, passed directly through what the layman would refer to as "kissing".
Woman: I believe you are mistaken. Cooties are merely an urban legend invented by children in
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